"It's income tax time again, Americans: time to gather up those receipts, get out those tax forms, sharpen up that pencil, and stab yourself in the aorta"

-- Dave Barry

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“Safe sex, safe music, safe clothing, safe hair spray, safe ozone layer. Too late! Everything that's been achieved in the history of mankind has been achieved by not being safe.”
“I always did each show for about two years. So if you play the music, it just comes back to me.”
“No, we don't walk away. But when we're holding on to something precious, we run. We run and run, fast as we can, and we don't stop running until we are out from under the shadow.”

Source : "Fictional character: The Doctor". "Doctor Who" ("The Rings of Akhaten"), April 06, 2013.
“But, you know, the Stones were my opening act in the Sixties. I loved those British guys, the way they just stood there and shook their hair.”

Source : "Ronnie's spectre". Interview With Sean O'Hagan, www.theguardian.com. March 26, 2006.
“Back down a country road the girls are always hot and the beer is ice cold.”

Source : Song: Barefoot Blue Jean Night, Album: Barefoot Blue Jean Night, 2011
“I have the insecurities of any actress, I suppose of any woman. Even the most beautiful ones feel unhappy. Look at Bardot: she was suicidal. But I like to play with the camera. I like to ham it up.”

Source : "Chloe Sevigny: the interview" by Eva Wiseman, www.theguardian.com. October 2, 2010.
“The new frontier lies not beyond the planets but within each one of us.”
“We all have monsters inside of us, and we all have an inner child in us. You always think about your inner child as being the sweet and innocent part of yourself, but it's also the part that's all ego with the mentality of, "If the world isn't pleasing me, it isn't doing its job."”

Source : Source: collider.com

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