"You have to love a nation that celebrates its independence every July 4, not with a parade of guns, tanks, and soldiers who file by the White House in a show of strength and muscle, but with family picnics where kids throw Frisbees, the potato salad gets iffy, and the flies die from happiness. You may think you have overeaten, but it is patriotism."

-- Erma Bombeck

#4th Of July Quotes #Kids Quotes #Gun Quotes

“We all love best not those who offend us least, but those who make it most easy for us to forgive them.”
“Tell me what you eat, and I will tell you who you are.”
“I am proud to be an actor.”
“However, the sovereignty of the states is constitutionally defined and recognized, while the powers of the local government in Puerto Rico are defined by, and subject to alteration under, federal statutory law.”
“Iraqis don't trust one another, parties and ministries are run by sects and not by functionaries.”

Source : Source: www.spiegel.de
“It remains to be seen which program will cause greater societal damage: China's one-child policy or America's one-parent policy.”
“What possibilities exist here? What is presenting itself to me IN THIS MOMENT that I can use? In a very real sense, it's meditation in motion, the practical application of an esoteric practice. And it relies on the acceptance of serendipity. Serendipity, the effect of accidentally discovering something fortunate”
“There can be no peace if the occupation continues.”

Source : "Reporter's Notebook: Hamas Breaks the Ice in Moscow" by Ibrahim Hazboun, www.foxnews.com. March 9, 2006.

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