"Yup, the toilet is my best friend before a show."

-- Eric Carr

#Friendship Quotes #My Best Friend Quotes #Toilets Quotes

“I rise from bed the first thing in the morning, leaving my couch not because I am dissatisfied with it, but because I cannot carry it with me during the day.”

Source : Edgar Wilson Nye, Frank Wilson Nye (1971). “Bill Nye, his own life story”, Scholarly Pr
“Matt: I know you can cook. Meredith: What makes you so sure? Matt: Because less than an hour ago, you set me on fire.”
“You can want and hope, or you can make it happen.”
“I know I'm one of the biggest busts in NBA history”

Source : "Teaching Greg Oden How to Be a Benchwarmer". Interview with Mark Titus, grantland.com. May 8, 2014.
“Jimmy Stewart was a very sincere, honest and straightforward man.”
“The longer-term the option, the sillier the results generated by the Black-Scholes option pricing model, and the greater the opportunity for people who didn't use it.”
“You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.”
“Perhaps this is what we mean by sanity: that, whatever our self-admitted eccentricities might be, we are not villains of our own stories.”

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