"What is perfectly true is perfectly witty."

-- Francois de La Rochefoucauld

#Witty Quotes #Wit Quotes

“Whenever I find my will to live becoming too strong, I read Peter Watts”
“â€Ž"Don't bother too much about your feelings. When they are humble, loving, brave, give thanks for them; when they are conceited, selfish, cowardly, ask to have them altered. In neither case are they you, but only a thing that happens to you. What matters is your intentions and your behavior”
“Instapaper does support paywall sites. I have a list of them, that when someone saves something it sends a copy of the page as they are viewing it only to them. If you subscribe to a paid site, you can save the content. I'm not really touching the money.”
“Conservative feminism is such an artificial term that doesn't mean much to me. For me conservatism means accepting reality. I acknowledge that there are differences between men and women.”

Source : Source: www.spiegel.de
“It's an incredibly difficult thing to bring a giraffe down. They can kill a lion with a single blow from their feet.”
“When it comes to pinning blame, pin the tail on the donkeys.”

Source : "Mitt Romney Defends The Bush Record" by Sam Stein, www.huffingtonpost.com. April 20, 2010.
“I know first-hand the challenges that come with being an on-the-go mom, and I am constantly looking for great products that fit into my busy schedule. I've tried every goop and elixir known to man.”
“Every day we bear witness to each woman's knowledge of holding the profound power to decide whether or not to allow the life within her to come to term. The sharing of those moments makes abortion work sacred.”

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