"Stand-up comedy is a raunchy profession."

-- Aziz Ansari

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“The more the specific feelings of being under obligation range themselves under a supreme principle of human dependence the clearer and more fertile will be the realization of the concept, indispensable to all true culture, of service; from the service of God down to the simple social relationship as between employer and employee.”
“Almost any questions can be answered,cheaply, quickly and finally, by a test campaign. And that's he way to answer them - not by arguments around a table”

Source : Dr. Robert C. Worstell, Claude C. Hopkins, John E. Kennedy, Albert D. Lasker “Scientific Advertising Origins”, Lulu.com
“My hope for the planet is my children and grandchildren.”
“The American dream is, in part, responsible for a great deal of crime and violence because people feel that the country owes them not only a living but a good living.”

Source : San Francisco Examiner and Chronicle, November 18, 1975.
“Women must be very gentle with men as they, as well as women, seek to regain the lost wholeness for which they were destined.”
“Who overcomes by force, hath overcome but half his foe.”
“The War on Drugs has been an utter failure. We need to rethink and decriminalize our ***** laws.”
“The superior power of population cannot be checked without producing misery or vice.”

Source : Thomas Robert Malthus (1959). “Population: The First Essay”, p.13, University of Michigan Press

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