"A man's home is his castle, and his wife is the janitor"

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Lucille Kallen

#Pain Quotes #Home Quotes #Men Quotes

“How in the world was I alone? Because I wanted to be. That's all I can say. It's all that makes sense to me.”
“I would have promised those terrorists a trip to Disneyland if it would have gotten the hostages released. I thank God they were satisfied with the missiles and we didn't have to go to that extreme.”
“advance money is really a delusion, that is to say, I get no more until it is paid out in sales, but still, living from hand to mouth and day to day as I do, a nickel in the hand is more useful than the same nickel next year. What do I know about next year? I've never been there. I don't know any one who has.”
“I donâ€™t regret how much I love, and I avoid those who repent their passion.”
“A definition may be very exact, and yet go but a very little way towards informing us of the nature of the thing defined.”
“This brief lifetime is my opportunity to receive love, deepen love, grow in love, and give love.”
“Greatness is not measured by what a man or woman accomplishes, but by the opposition he or she has overcome to reach his goals.”
“I've got to be first. ALL the time.”

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