"When the customer is wrong it is not a good idea to tell them."

-- Garrison Wynn

“The best birthday present I ever got was born 10 minutes before I was.”
“Any problems that may occur have ultimately been caused by you, because you are responsible for where you are and what you are doing there.”
“Today, I will try to remember to regret the past. I will think of how many mistakes I have made throughout my life. I will say to myself, "If only I could go back in time and make different choices, so that my life could be the way it should have been." Then I will remind myself that I cannot.”

Source : "Daily Negations". Book by John S. Hall, 2007.
“Love is the X-factor in healing!”
“Justin Bieber is like the white Tupac. Compared to a lot of people.”
“Death does not exist.”
“Sundance Supply has a neat material calculator and free greenhouse designs-Great Prices!”
“Whenever you compete, trying harder is truly the game of diminishing returns and a losing one at that”

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