"There Is Nothing More Dangerous On Planet Earth Than A Black Wife"

-- Keegan-Michael Key

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“But the argument is still unsound, because the first premise is false: there are other unmentioned alternatives, for example, that Jesus as described in the gospels is a legendary figure, so that the trilemma is false as it stands.”
“'Indian policy' has now been brought down upon the American people, and the American people are the new Indians of the 21st Century.”
“Sliding headfirst is the safest way to get to the next base, I think, and the fastest. You don't lose your momentum, and there's one more important reason I slide headfirst, it gets my picture in the paper.”
“We cannot choose the things that will happen to us. But we can choose the attitude we will take toward anything that happens. Success or failure depends on your attitude.”
“To see far is one thing, going there is another.”
“If you tell the same story five times, it's true.”

Source : "Let Obama's Reagan Revolution Begin" by Frank Rich, www.nytimes.com. January 8, 2011.
“It is, after all, far too easy to pinch and kick the bizarre Mormon Church; to say it's ripe for satire and parody is to say a Catholic schoolgirl is ripe for debauchery. It's like shooting polygamist fish in a barrel of coffee.”

Source : "The end of the wicked old Mormons" by Mark Morford, www.sfgate.com. May 7, 2010.
“Boasting, like gilded armour, is very different inside from outside.”

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