"Yeah, he's in pain except between the first and ninth innings"

-- Dave Bristol

#Sarcastic Quotes #Pain Quotes #Firsts Quotes

“The killer bees have gone, like rats deserting the Titanic.”
“Alcibiades had a very handsome dog, that cost him seven thousand drachmas; and he cut off his tail, "that," said he, "the Athenians may have this story to tell of me, and may concern themselves no further with me.”
“Well when I was a kid, I asked Santa Claus for some toys. Santa Claus wrote me a letter that he lost his bag. He said he'd get back to me next year.”
“See it, believe it, achieve it.”
“The strangest part of being so well known is definitely getting a New Yorker profile. It's a wonderful, strange process, like seeing yourself through a distorting mirror.”
“If you are opening a play, a play that's really about something, a play that's really about ideas, you have to find a way to sell that play.”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
“But I wasn't the girl I'd been when I left, and I knew it.”
“The ***** contains 8,000 nerve endings. It makes it easy to have sex. With yourself.”

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