"Man is a slow, sloppy and brilliant thinker; the machine is fast, accurate and stupid."

“We are addicted to money and our obsession with it is leading to the destruction of our planet.”

“I think once I fail enough as a dad, I'll be looking for help wherever I can get it. I just need enough time to screw things up and then I'll start looking to TV dads for advice.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

“Einstein's results again turned the tables and now very few philosophers or scientists still think that scientific knowledge is, or can be, proven knowledge.”

Source : Imre Lakatos, John Worrall, Gregory Currie (1980). “The Methodology of Scientific Research Programmes: Volume 1: Philosophical Papers”, p.8, Cambridge University Press

“I think to be creative you have to resist taking the easy path.”

“You’re dangerous,” he says. “Why?” “Because you make me believe in the impossible”

“You know, if I started worrying about what the critics think, I'd never make another comedy. You couldn't pick a less funny group than critics - you couldn't find a more bitter group of people!”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

“It is the tuning of the universe... It's as if at the beginning of the symphony God turns up the volume just a tiny bit.”

“The best piece of advice I received before I got married was, "Be careful what you say when you're in a fight, because it could stick in someone's head." I don't think I've ever said anything I really regretted. I'm very sympathetic to women. I've really studied wife-ology, and I know you've got to figure out the feelings. Deal with the feelings.”