"You can always tell when the relationship is over. Little things start getting on your nerves, 'Would you please stop that! That breathing in and out, it's so repetitious.'"

-- Ellen DeGeneres

#Funny Relationship Quotes #Breathing Quotes #Nerves Quotes

“Changing our decision sets up a bad habit. It reinforces decision-making as an expression of bewilderment and ignorance, instead of wisdom and freedom.”
“If you were to ask me to speak Swedish or Dutch or German, I have no idea if I could pull that off!”

Source : "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“We live by Admiration, Hope, and Love; And, even as these are well and wisely fixed, In dignity of being we ascend.”
“We've reached a point where we are not a very empathetic people, and art without empathy is art without an audience. My basic viewpoint is that without art we're alone.”
“The silence between two notes is as beautiful and meaningful as the notes themselves.”
“Only fools don't contradict themselves”
“I think the word is counter-productive. Capitalism is counter-productive to art, just as the Catholic Church was counter-productive to art four hundred years ago.”

Source : Source: thequietus.com
“I don't consider myself a funny girl, but I do have a sense of humor because I don't take myself too seriously. Taking yourself too seriously, I think, is not right. Life is supposed to be funny. Because if you can laugh about yourself when you made a mistake or when you did something wrong, you can learn from it.”

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