"I just hate stupid people. They should have to wear signs that say 'I'm Stupid.' That way you wouldn't rely on them, and you wouldn't ask them for nothing."

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Source : "Here's Your Sign". Live album by Bill Engvall, 1996.

Bill Engvall

#Hate Quotes #Stupid Quotes #People Quotes

“The first lines of defence against criminals are the victims themselves.”
“The areas of consensus shift unbelievably fast; the bubbles of certainty are constantly exploding.”
“You cannot be happy unless you are serving the truth of your being, however that service looks.”
“Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.”

Source : Testimony at House of Representatives hearings on cigarette advertising, 25 June 1981
“Brooklyn was the most wonderful city a man could play in, and the fans there were the most loyal there were.”
“The orator, who may be silent without danger, may praise without difficulty and without reluctance; and posterity will confess that the character of Theodosius might furnish the subject of a sincere and ample panegyric. The wisdom of his laws and the success of his arms rendered his administration respectable in the eyes both of his subjects and of his enemies. He loved and practised the virtues of domestic life, which seldom hold their residence in the palaces of kings.”
“Blind hope. Blind hope is all we have. There's a Greek tragedy called Prometheus Bound; Prometheus is the [titan] that gave humans fire. He's chained to a rock and bemoaning his fate and saying, "I gave you everything. By giving you fire, I gave you blind hope. By giving you a little light that kept you warm at night, I let you believe that this was all going to be okay." For me, that's what art has been. Music and books, it's an act of hope to make them, and it's an act of hope to listen to them. That hope will be dashed, you will say goodbye.”
“Were a man to live as long as Methuselah, and to spend all his days in the highest delights sin can offer, one hour of the anguish and tribulation that must follow, would far outweigh them.”

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