"Television has made dictatorship impossible but democracy unbearable."

-- Shimon Peres

#Funny Quotes #Witty Quotes #Democracy Quotes

“It's not how high we jump off our feet in church, it's what we do with them when we hit the ground!”
“I think I should be on the main stage. I don't think I'm an undercard candidate. I think the others should drop out.”
“I had such a good time working with John Woo and John Travolta, and it was so professional. I want to work with people who are real professionals.”
“The truth is that you are as unique on the inside as you are on the outside.”
“Sorrow is not sickness-unless it becomes a permanent state of mental ill-health. The point is there are indeed stages of grief, as all the therapists tell us, but they do not obey some great unseen timetable.”
“Christmas is ... a time to mark our progress through this earthly journey. Every December we can look back and marvel at the designs of God and realize how very little we are in control of the events that shaped the past year. Then, with hearts full, look to the celebration of that silent, holy night, and all its certainty. Because of Christmas, this we know: Christ was born for us. He is love, and the plans he has for us always surpass those of our own.”
“Politicians saying one thing and doing another, celebrities though are some of the worst offenders.”
“[To the editor of the Harlan, Kentucky, Daily Enterprise, as a kindergartener:] I know everything that goes on in this town, and if you give me a job so will you.”

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