"Life isn't a cabaret. It's a dive bar."

-- Woody Paige

#Funny Life Quotes #Bars Quotes #Cabaret Quotes

“I won't accept anything less than the best a player's capable of doing... and he has the right to expect the best that I can do for him and the team!”
“Love is the essence of a full and wonderful life.”
“Whatever money you may need for the next five years, please take it out of the stock market right now, this week.”

Source : "Someday We'll All Look Back on This and Laugh..." by Scott Raab, www.esquire.com. March 12, 2009.
“Do not consider yourself deprived because your dreams were not fulfilled; the truly deprived have never dreamed.”

Source : Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach (1994). “Aphorisms”, Ariadne Press (CA)
“It's one thing to make a picture of what a person looks like, it's another thing to make a portrait of who they are.”
“I'd rather be able to pray than to be a great preacher; Jesus Christ never taught his disciples how to preach, but only how to pray.”
“I call him Alshon. He calls me Demaryius Thomas.”
“A stereotype becomes a stereotype when a significant percentage of the population appears to conform to it.”

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