"I sold my house to Jerry Seinfeld."

-- Billy Joel

#House Quotes #Jerry Quotes

“A stupid man behaves stupidly, not because he wants to, or tries to, or is motivated to, but simply because he is what he is.”
“how magnanimous was a gesture if one were constantly aware of its magnanimity?”
“Indigestion is charged by God with enforcing morality on the stomach.”
“I myself hate that old Hemingwayesque paradigm of the writer as prizefighter and I have tried hard to create an alternate one for myself. When Anne Sexton admonished me, "We are all writing God's poem," I took it to mean there should be no competition between writers because we are all involved in a common project, a common prayer. But to Gore's and Norman's generation, particularly those male writers who served in the second world war, the prizefighter paradigm remains.”
“It is clear that the American people are weary of war. However, Assad gassing his own people is an issue of our national security, regional stability and global security.”
“If a man has wealth, he has to make a choice, because there is the money heaping up. He can keep it together in a bunch, and then leave it for others to administer after he is dead. Or he can get it into action and have fun, while he is still alive. I prefer getting it into action and adapting it to human needs, and making the plan work.”
“I'd rather be in Las Vegas 104 degrees than New York 90 degrees, you know why? Legalized prostitution. In any weather that takes the edge off.”
“What is a kiss? Alacke! at worst, A single Dropp to quenche a Thirst, Tho' oft it prooves, in happie Hour, The first swete Dropp of our long Showre.”

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