"Yes, I shot my wife because I thought she was Bigfoot, but I'm from New Jersey."

-- Paul Rudnick

#Wife Quotes #Jersey Quotes #Bigfoot Quotes

“Midnight Special on a sabre track movering movering, first stop Mercy and the last Hallelujah.”

Source : Robert Earl Hayden, Frederick Glaysher (1984). “Collected Prose”, p.182, University of Michigan Press
“All I ever wanted to do was to make food accessible to everyone; to show that you can make mistakes - I do all the time - but it doesn't matter.”
“You don't go to Buckingham Palace in a sweater,”
“Effort makes some great men famous. Even greater effort enables other great men to remain unknown.”
“I would define success as setting a goal for yourself and then accomplishing it. I think successful people set out to do something and then just do it. They know before they accomplish their goal that they will, in fact, accomplish it.”

Source : Source: www.pittsburghurbanmedia.com
“O Lord, I have never been eloquent, neither in the past nor since you have spoken to your servant. I am slow of speech and tongue.”
“I was seeking a real love, a real deal, and I have been seeking it for a lot of years. And in that seeking, I found that God's love is real”
“I love threats. They make great quotes. Is that recorder working, Irene?”

Source : Jayne Ann Krentz (2006). “All Night Long”, p.347, Penguin

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