"Behind every successful man is a proud wife and a surprised mother-in-law."

-- Hubert H. Humphrey

#Mother Quotes #Humor Quotes #Successful Quotes

“You learn how to persevere... to have discipline, you learn to lose, you learn to win, you learn how to not quit.”
“To me, innovations are the wheel, fire, language, movable type. There are not 3 million innovations; there are 3 million inventions”
“A Total Woman caters to her man's special quirks, whether it be in salads, sex, or sports.”
“If the oncoming mutation to interstellar immortality is screwed up by the politicians, it will be because those of us who see the opportunities in modern science are not adroit enough to outmaneuver the forces of inertia, stupidity and greed. Well, if we're not intelligent enough to overcome such obstacles, then we don't deserve to carry off the mutation at this stage of evolution.”
“God said this is our land, land in which we flourish as people... we want our cattle to get fat on our land so that our children grow up in prosperity; and we do not want the fat removed to feed others.”

Source : Jomo Kenyatta's Speech in Nyeri, Kenya, July 26, 1952.
“I wanted to cry, but I realized that I was too old for that. I would be a woman soon and I would have to learn how to live with a divided heart.”
“Poetry is ordinary language raised to the Nth power. Poetry is boned with ideas, nerved and blooded with emotions, all held together by the delicate, tough skin of words.”

Source : New York Times, February 17, 1957.
“Nothing lasts forever. That's the tragedy and the miracle of existence - that everything is impermanent. Everything changes. All we can do is make the best of the time we have. And go down shooting, naturally.”

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