"I always advise people never to give advice."

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Source : P. G. Wodehouse, D. R. Bensen (1999). “Fore!: The Best of Wodehouse on Golf”, p.91, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt

P. G. Wodehouse

#Inspirational Quotes #Humorous Quotes #Giving Quotes

“If you are to be, you must begin by assuming responsibility. You alone are responsible for every moment of your life, for every one of your acts.”
“If you haven't time to help youngsters find the right way in life, somebody with more time will help them find the wrong way.”
“Very often history is a means of denying the past.”
“I'm four months along, but I feel like I'm carrying the baby in my a--, it's so big.”
“The greatest missionary is the Bible in the mother tongue. It needs no furlough and is never considered a foreigner.”
“I feel it was just a few years ago I was running around in short pants”
“Oh, no! my heart can never be Again in lightest hopes the same; The love that lingers there for thee Hath more of ashes than of flame.”
“From the air the Mexican landscape looks as if it had been stirred with a giant spoon.”

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