"Being funny in life is a lot more like judo. It's using the energy..."

-- Jon Stewart

“I can look up in the air and see where the wind is gonna change direction.”
“As with all politically lead governments, foreign investment is the slowest in the media section. Politicians are somewhat paranoid about the media but we still think it's worthwhile.”
“There's a dark underside to philanthropy. People who give a bunch of money are deferred to, even when they are wrong. The emperor cannot be shown to have no clothes.”
“Aristotle [would] probably conclude most Americans, for all intents and purposes, are slaves.”
“I wish you wouldn't make the strings such an important part of your arrangements because frankly they're only a tax dodge!”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“After victory, tighten the cords of your helmet.”
“Anything we love can be saved.”
“I run everywhere and eavesdrop. It's the best way to see a city.”

You may also like:

Bill Maher
Comedian
Brian Williams
Editor
David Letterman
Talk show host
Donald Trump
Investor
John Oliver
Comedian
Ricky Gervais
Comedian
Stephen Colbert
Satirist
Trevor Noah
Comedian
Bill O'Reilly
Host