"His voice was the most obnoxious squeak I ever was tormented with."

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Charles Lamb

#Sarcastic Quotes #Voice Quotes #Obnoxious Quotes

“Basically I wake up in the morning and I think everything's going to be great. I'm really kind of optimistic, and I look forward to a new day. I pick up 'The New York Times,' and I look at the front page and realize that once again I'm wrong. I start to fixate on stuff.”
“Happiness is mostly a by-product of doing what makes us feel fulfilled.”
“It's all right when you are calling on a girl or talking with friends after dinner to run a conversation like a Sunday-school excursion, with stops to pick flowers; but in the office your sentences should be the shortest distance possible between periods.”
“Nobody cares about Michael Cole!”
“Idols tend to be good things that you have turned into god things, which therefore become bad things”
“Wowers never speede well, that have a false harte.”

Source : Nicholas Udall (1847). “Ralph Roister Doister: A Comedy. ¬The Tragedie of Gorboduc”, p.11
“All cat stories start with this statement: "My mother, who was the first cat, told me this...”
“Our Lord never condemned the fig tree because it brought forth so much fruit that some fell to the ground and spoiled. He only cursed it when it was barren.”

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