"The ad in the paper said 'Big Sale. Last Week.' Why advertise? I already missed it. They're just rubbing it in."

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Source : FaceBook post by Yakov Smirnoff from Apr 07, 2014

Yakov Smirnoff

#Funny Quotes #Paper Quotes #Lasts Quotes

“Sweet are the little brooks that run O'er pebbles glancing in the sun, Singing in soothing tones.”
“In the next 50 years, the increasing importance of designing spaces for human communication and interaction will lead to expansion in those aspects of computing that are focused on people, rather than machinery.”
“In our film profession you may have Gable's looks, Tracy's art, Marlene's legs or Liz's violet eyes, but they don't mean a thing without that swinging thing called courage.”
“Karl Marx said, â€œThe task is not just to understand the world but to change it.â€ A variant to keep in mind is that if you want to change the world youâ€™d better try to understand it. That doesnâ€™t mean listening to a talk or reading a book, though thatâ€™s helpful sometimes. You learn from participating. You learn from others. You learn from the people youâ€™re trying to organize. We all have to gain the understanding and the experience to formulate and implement ideas.”
“If God causes you to suffer much it is a sign that He has great designs for you and that He certainly intends to make you a saint. And if you wish to become a great saint, entreat Him yourself to give you much opportunity for suffering; for there is no wood better to kindle the fire of holy love than the wood of the cross, which Christ used for His own great sacrifice of boundless charity.”
“My mother would like me to start all interviews by stating that she and my father are perfectly normal. They are proud of me, and as perplexed as anyone by my novels.”
“I think I got left behind somewhere, because, you know, I'm still a romantic”
“Conscience is all about using discernment, discrimination and assessment, rather than looking to the rather crude form of advice from the judge that's mostly attacking our sense of worth or value, instead of giving us helpful information.”

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