"Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus."

-- Robert Rubin

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“Humor and profundity are not mutually exclusive, and life can be, and mostly is, serious and funny simultaneously. It's not always easy to capture that in words, but when T.M. Shine manages to do so, it's a sign of a master at work.”
“My investigation of movement has led me to choices which vary from traditional norms. My dancers and I see the rehearsal as a laboratory for testing scientific principles on the body. We invent action ideas which we think are archetypal, noticeable, understandable. The outcome is a mixture of slam dancing, exquisite and amazing human flight and a wild action sport which captures kids, older people and the general publicâ€™s hearts and minds and bodies.”
“We do have a love fest [at home]. It's like, 'I'm making you a cupcake.' Then it's like, 'Well, I made you a cake.' And it's like, 'Well I made you a cake with a cupcake on top and candles.'”
“If we were a primitive society, movie stars would be gods.”
“Just fear me and love me...and do as I say...and I will be your slave.”

Source : Jim Henson, A.C.H. Smith (2014). “Jim Henson's Labyrinth: The Novelization”, p.198, Simon and Schuster
“Bitches and hoes don't exist because the hoes know Bo's a feminist.”
“I always liked show biz and got to make a few training films at Boeing.”
“Fear," the doctor said, "is the relinquishment of logic, the willing relinquishing of reasonable patterns. We yield to it or we fight it, but we cannot meet it halfway.”

Source : Shirley Jackson (2006). “The Haunting of Hill House”, p.110, Penguin

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