"I hope I never get so hard up I have to do advertisements. I've gotten ridiculous offers."

-- Tracey Ullman

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“Just look at the Old Testament. They didn't go out with the army first. They sent the musicians out.”
“I always remembered that when I saw people get married they got on a rocketship and went to Planet Happiness, Population: Them.”

Source : "Exclusive Interview: Director Marc Webb on (500) DAYS OF SUMMER". Interview with Matt Goldberg, collider.com. July 16, 2009.
“Poor countries are poor because they are wasting their resources,”
“Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy.”
“To compose is to remember music that has never been written.”
“Judge not thy friend until thou standest in his place.”
“I wish my mind was a dog and I could train it to go sit.”

Source : Dan McCall (1983). “Bluebird Canyon”
“I'm the slowest driver in the world.”

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