"I was so drunk last night I fell down and missed the floor."

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Dean Martin

#Drinking Quotes #Night Quotes #Drunk Quotes

“I just read an 800-page history of the Scottish Enlightenment and, honestly, I may as well just start it again now, because I cannot remember a single thing. I can barely remember where Scotland is.”
“Everyone can tell you the risk. An entrepreneur can see the reward.”
“The dust of exploded beliefs may make a fine sunset.”

Source : 'Livre sans nom: Twelve Reflections' (privately printed 1934) no. 12
“The issue is not whether there are horrible cases where the penalty seems "right". The real question is whether we will ever design a capital system that reaches only the "right" cases, without dragging in the wrong cases, cases of innocence or cases where death is not proportionate punishment. Slowly, even reluctantly, I have realized the answer to that question is no- we will never get it right.”
“Show me the books he loves and I shall know the man far better than through mortal friends.”
“Striving for excellence motivates you; striving for perfection is demoralizing.”
“There's no worse crime in journalism these days than simply deciding something's a story because Drudge links to it.”
“Mr. McVicker instilled self-respect in those of us who were his students, because he respected us regardless of our background,”

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