"I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always"

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Red Skelton

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“American exceptionalism is the recurring character in the nation's narrative.”
“God hates divorce-always, forever, regardless, without exception.”
“Without duty, life is soft and boneless.”
“My dad said, 'In school, be a Catholic. At home, be a Hindu.' So we did both.”
“With Cold Sassy Tree having its first production, I saw no necessity to do anything other than produce it with the correct setting.”
“In a free world there is, alas, more common crime than in a dictatorial system.”
“Pay attention to the vital few and ignore the trivial many.”
“Overwhelming the majority of European citizens are unhappy with the social deal they get, yes; and that is why they are so angry with their governments. Because they want more, much more! They couldn't care less that their benefits, salaries and other privileges, have been, for decades and centuries 'subsidized' by the plunder of other parts of the planet; that they are paid for by blood.”

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