"I tried talking to Jesus, but he just put me on hold..."

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Source : Song: Beautiful World, Album: Going Somewhere, 2003

Colin Hay

#Jesus Quotes #Talking Quotes

“[On Regis Philbin:] He's like everybody's kid brother with his hand in the cookie jar and his foot in his mouth. You love him, but you can't take him anywhere.”
“There is huge merit in both Eastern and Western medicine, and I've taken a little bit from both.”
“McDonald's is almost 50 years old. For 47 years we had a pretty consistent track record of being able to deliver admirable sales.”
“Beatbullying's 'The Big March 2012' is such a brilliant campaign and I am very proud to be a part of it. I have been a victim of cyber bullying myself and I know firsthand just how hurtful it can be. People think that they can hide behind computers and send nasty and hurtful comments to people, and this is wrong.”

Source : "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“Like all good things, prayer requires some discipline. Yet I believe that life with God should seem more like friendship than duty. Prayer includes moments of ecstasy and also dullness, mindless distraction and acute concentration, flashes of joy and bouts of irritation. In other words, prayer has features in common with all relationships that matter.”
“The last time I threw a punch was in primary school, and that was probably a slap.”
“It has been said that civilization is twenty-four hours and two meals away from barbarism.”
“Don’t let anybody ever tell you life’s fair. Not as long as I’m in it.”

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