"When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911."

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Erma Bombeck

#Running Quotes #Dog Quotes #Children Quotes

“Why am I afraid to dance, I who love music and rhythm and grace and song and laughter? Why am I afraid to live, I who love life and the beauty of flesh and the living colors of the earth and sky and sea? Why am I afraid to love, I who love love?”

Source : Travis Bogard, Eugene O'Neill (1988). “Contour in Time: The Plays of Eugene O'Neill”, p.271, Oxford University Press on Demand
“I did not have a father. It was my mom who chose to be alone. She felt that she would be better off by herself with me after I was born.”
“I am first and foremost an actress of Indian origin.”
“I don't really believe in any fashion rules. I think fashion is a form of self-expression. I think you can wear whatever you want!”
“The point about sales is relevant because it suggests there are cultures out there that are supporting and consuming, on a vast scale, challenging works of literature. Works of literature that in the United States would sell only a few thousand copies, if they managed to find a publisher at all. The success of these texts in Spain or Italy or wherever contributes to a kind of national conversation that we're perhaps not having here in the U.S.”

Source : Source: www.guernicamag.com
“An actor needs something to stabilize his personality, something to nail down what he really is, not what he is currently pretending to be.”
“Genesis 1 logs God's commitment to excellence when it says, "God saw all that he had made, and it was very good" (v. 31). Christians should always do good work. Christians ought to be the best workers wherever they are. They ought to have the best attitude, the best integrity, and be the best in dependability.”
“You should never have a power, in any area, with the purpose of harming someone.”

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