"Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."

-- Robin Williams

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“The exertions that men find it necessary to make, in order to support themselves or families, frequently awaken faculties that might otherwise have lain for ever dormant, and it has been commonly remarked that new and extraordinary situations generally create minds adequate to grapple with the difficulties in which they are involved.”
“Programming is the art of writing essays in crystal clear prose and making them executable”

Source : Per Brinch Hansen (1996). “The search for simplicity: essays in parallel programming”, IEEE
“My backside and my privates. Iâ€™m stuck so full of prickers, it makes me smart just to think on it.”

Source : Robert Newton Peck (2010). “A Day No Pigs Would Die”, p.15, Laurel Leaf
“I know that I am mortal and the creature of a day; but when I search out the massed wheeling circles of the stars, my feet no longer touch the earth, but, side by side with Zeus himself, I take my fill of ambrosia, the food of the gods.”
“Nowadays, however, we recognize that simultaneously with the typical case of a chemical reaction a typical case of catalytic effect had been studied which constitutes a limiting case.”
“Certainly no one has ever died of an unrequited passionâ€”it's usually the ones that are requited that get people in trouble.”
“From early childhood, my thrust was to get into the movies.”
“You know what else is hot?" said a nameless blonde as she put her arm around the one black girl. "What?" "Bisexuals." "Totally. Well, not like real bisexuals who are just sort of your everyday people, but, like, the kind of bisexuals you see in magazines wearing nothing but body paint and kissing both boys and girls to promote a new single." "Totally, totally hot.”

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