"The head coach don't want no sissies, so he reads to us from something called Ulysses."

-- Allan Sherman

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“The institutions of human society treat us as parts of a machine. They assign us ranks and place considerable pressure upon us to fulfill defined roles. We need something to help us restore our lost and distorted humanity. Each of us has feelings that have been suppressed and have built up inside. There is a voiceless cry resting in the depths of our souls, waiting for expression. Art gives the soul's feelings voice and form.”
“Somehow, I've been blessed to be able to have the young spirit inside - not feel like every year I get a year older. I feel like every year I get a year younger. I don't wake up in the morning with aches and pains.”
“Nevertheless, when one is ill, one should be submissive to the doctor and obey him.”
“San Francisco. The one team that everyone in LA hates.”
“You got to be careful of the company you keep.”
“Life is like a movie, if you've sat through more than half of it and itâ€™s sucked every second so far, it probably isn't going to get great right at the end and make it all worthwhile. None should blame you for walking out early.”
“I have neither permitted, nor shall I permit, the things which have been settled by the holy fathers to be violated by any innovation.”
“You can only have one aim per debate.”

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