"We believe in healthy, hearty laughter -- at the expense of the whole human race, if needs be. Needs be."

-- H. Allen Smith

#Laughter Quotes #Believe Quotes #Race Quotes

“There is room in our ranks for the old and decrepit, as well as the young and vigorous.”
“I'm blessed to have great friends, and there are a lot of men in my life who've been more than just friends.”
“I don't like everybody who I see on TV.”
“Trying to defend religion by invoking science is like claiming that three plus four equals ice cream.”

Source : "God meets Queen Mum" by Decca Aitkenhead, www.theguardian.com. April 1, 2002.
“Men speak from knowledge, women from imagination.”
“I think Jim Taylor was very underrated, never hear much about him. We played Green Bay every year in exhibition, and generally we played them every couple of years in regular season. And I always thought he was a fierce competitor.”
“Awakening is not a thing. It is not a goal, not a concept. It is not something to be attained. It is a metamorphosis. If the caterpillar thinks about the butterfly it is to become, saying â€˜And then I shall have wings and antennae,â€™ there will never be a butterfly. The caterpillar must accept its own disappearance in its transformation. When the marvelous butterfly takes wing, nothing of the caterpillar remains.”
“When I came back, I wasn't looking past this year. This is a bonus for me. I just wish it would have turned out a little better, but we all don't get what we want all the time.”

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