"We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning."

-- Kinky Friedman

#Winning Quotes #Race Quotes #Execution Quotes

“A man in his life may have many teachers, some most unexpected. The question lies with the man himself: Will he learn from them?”
“Do you know anything at all that nobody else knows or, for that matter, gives a damn about? If you do, then sit tight, because one of these days you're going to Hollywood as a technical supervisor on a million dollar movie.”
“Considering retirement? When that happens, I don't want that to be the story of whatever the season it is. I don't want to have to be talking about it all the time. My plan is when the time is up, it'll be time to hang it up. When that comes, it'll come. But right now, I don't have any clue as to when that'll be. It's been that way the last couple of years. . . . I've often felt if I ever get to a point where I don't want to go recruiting and can't get excited about it, then maybe it's time. That's a pretty good indication that's probably it. And I haven't reached that point at all yet.”
“The Crawfords played everywhere, in every ballpark. And we won, won like we invented the game.”
“On any occasion when one can discover the cause of events, one should not resort to the gods.”
“You see, I needed to go to Hell.”
“Evil lurks where disappointment lodges...”
“In fact I thought life was pretty much a losing proposition, and I didn't mind saying so.”

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