"The problem, Mr. Fudd, is that you've been having a sublimal effect on everyone in the factory. We're proud of our product, Mr. Fudd, and there's no company in the world that build a finer skwoo dwivuh. ... Dang! Now you got me doing it!"

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Source : Gary Larson (1997). “Last chapter and worse: a far side collection”

Gary Larson

#World Quotes #Proud Quotes #Problem Quotes

“I have a group of four or five friends that I consider my friends and best friends and people that I want to hold onto for the rest of my life.”
“It's a little too late. I'm a little too gone. A little too tired of just hanging on.”
“Bill Gates finds people in Russia to hire them to Microsoft. That's the Russian interest in this process.”
“How can a governing party propose to its people a referendum that won't be binding? Is that a serious political programme? No it is not. It's the final option that will end up with upset, at a dead end, reflecting the last 4 years of the Ibarretxe Plan”

Source : Regarding Juan José Ibarretxe's plan to propose a referendum regarding whether to approve his plan to reform the aunomomy of the Basque Country, El Correo, (p. 23), April 9, 2005.
“I have a race routine. I have a team of people helping me. I have winning habits. I believe in myself. I have balance in my life.”
“It's okay to ask questions, but get the answers. So, where are the answers? Since the questions came from within you, guess where the answers are? Within you.”
“My hearts not been in it this year [2005], and I've not been playing well, but I keep on winning.”
“Our greatest pretenses are built up not to hide the evil and the ugly in us, but our emptiness. The hardest thing to hide is something that is not there.”

Source : Eric Hoffer (1955). “The passionate state of mind, and other aphorisms”

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