"A saleslady holds up an ugly dress and says, 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?"

-- Rita Rudner

#Clothes Quotes #Fire Quotes #Looks Quotes

“Sometimes when I'm brushing my teeth, I'll look at the mirror and I swear my reflection seems kind of disappointed. I realized a couple of years ago that not only am I not super-skilled at anything, I'm not even particularly good at being myself.”

Source : Charles Yu (2010). “How to Live Safely in a Science Fictional Universe: A Novel”, p.10, Vintage
“Self-preservation and self-denial: the basis of all political economy.”
“I wish you did return my regard," he said. "More than I have ever wished anything in my life! Perhaps you may yet learn to do so: I should warn you that I don't easily despair!”
“Even in that time of utter darkness, somewhere deep inside me the memory of love and goodness had stayed alive.”

Source : Juliet Marillier (2011). “Heart's Blood”, p.98, Pan Macmillan
“Pollinate the world with the pure love of Christ.”
“I think I'll side with the pissheads on this one.”
“Contemporary philosophers are facing problems that were unthinkable only one century ago, such as whether space and time are mutually Independent, whether there is objective chance or only uncertainty, whether physics can explain chemical change, whether our behavior is fully determined by our genomes, whether ideation can change the brain, or whether either the economy or ideas are the ultimate roots of the social.”

Source : Source: deutsche-denker.de
“If you guys are going to be throwing beer bottles at us, at least make sure they're full.”

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