"Mrs. Campbell once attempted to smuggle her pet Pekingese through customs by tucking him inside the upper part of her cape. "Everything was going splendidly," she later remarked, "until my bosom barked.""

-- Mrs. Patrick Campbell

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“If you decide you want to change your life around, it doesn't matter where you came from, what you did, if you were incarcerated or you are from the projects, if you are an uppity kid who came from a really wealthy family - and all of them do drugs and are into that life - it doesn't matter; come as you are, and God does his work.”
“I am not an angel,' I asserted; 'and I will not be one till I die: I will be myself. Mr. Rochester, you must neither expect nor exact anything celestial of me - for you will not get it, any more than I shall get it of you: which I do not at all anticipate.”
“What I have always wanted for myself is much more primitive. It is probably nothing more than the affection of the people with whom I am in contact, and their good opinion of me.”
“I was madder than a midget with a yo-yo”
“Is duty a mere sport, or an employ! Life an entrusted talent or a toy!”
“Loud ringing noises, I've discovered, upset Mr.Peepers.”
“I'm a late-night guy.”
“You know how they say we only use 10 percent of our brains? I think we only use 10 percent of our hearts.”

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