"Confess your sins to the Lord and you will be forgiven; confess them to man and you will be laughed at."

-- Josh Billings

#Faith Quotes #Men Quotes #Comedy Quotes

“What differentiates us from other money managers with a similar style is that weâ€™re comfortable with new lows.”
“No man can ever raise above that that which he aims.”
“I got addicted to the addiction book. I actually started developing all the addictions of the people in the book that I was writing about, without realizing it.”
“The things that they're rejecting I can't change. I can't change my bra size. They're natural. I can work out and I can stay healthy and motivated, but I can't change some things. I really just live my life. love my body. It's what God gave me! I feel confident with myself, and if that inspires other women to feel confident with their bodies, great.”
“The boundaries of "our universe" are not the boundaries of "the universe."”

Source : "Science and the Akashic Field: An Integral Theory of Everything". Book by Ervin Laszlo, www.huffingtonpost.com. September 23, 2004.
“A large, still book is a piece of quietness, succulent and nourishing in a noisy world, which I approach and imbibe with "a sort of greedy enjoyment," as Marcel Proust said of those rooms of his old home whose air was "saturated with the bouquet of silence."”
“The preachers commission is to declare the whole counsel of God; but the cross is the center of that counsel.”
“The world's greatest thinkers have often been amateurs; for high thinking is the outcome of fine and independent living, and for that a professional chair offers no special opportunities.”

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