"If for some reason you are unsure where to go, all you have to do is stand there looking lost, and within seconds a helpful New Yorker will approach to see if you have any "spare" change."

-- Dave Barry

#New York Quotes #Humorous Quotes #Helpful Quotes

“Haven't you lived in the South long enough to know that nothing is ever anybody's fault?”
“No, I'm not a Republican working in Hollywood, I am a Democrat.”
“The job isn't to catch up to the status quo; the job is to invent the status quo.”
“When your commitment is to be loving regardless of the circumstances, there is no room for harsh words. You assert yourself not from a desire to control but from a desire to stand for who you are.”

Source : FaceBook post by Rhonda Britten from Oct 04, 2015
“When asked by a grumpily puzzled professor what "rules" he followed, Debussy is said to have retorted, mon plaisir "whatever I please" and he further claimed that more was to be gained by watching the sun rise than by listening to the Pastoral Symphony. Although such remarks were intended to shock, they contain a core of Debussyan verity...”
“Any take, anything that's recorded while the mic is on, that could be the final take.”
“An Indian philosopher, being asked what were, according to his opinion, the two most beautiful things in the universe, answered: The starry heavens above our heads, and the feeling of duty in our hearts.”
“I believe in religious liberty. I believe in freedom of speech. I believe in working hard and playing by the rules. I'm showing up for work tomorrow.”

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