"Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, "Never take candy from strangers." And then they dressed me up and said, "Go beg for it." I didn't know what to do! I'd knock on people's doors and go, "Trick or treat." "No thank you.""

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Source : "Jokes over easy: 1,386 delicious jokes from the best comedians" by Judy Brown, Barnes & Noble, (p. 112), 2006.

Rita Rudner

#Halloween Quotes #Doors Quotes #People Quotes

“I think, in all honesty, the first place that someone in emotional distress should turn is their loved ones, and then to use professionals.”
“People are like bicycles. They can keep their balance only as long as they keep moving.”
“One of the reasons that I do a lot of different kinds of pictures is because I learn a lot when I'm doing them.”
“You can only do the best you can in the minute that you're doing it.”

Source : Source: www.indielondon.co.uk
“Our internationalism is the driver of our nationalism.”
“I am so fascinated with this century it will help keep me alive. I'll be there until the last minute, fighting.”

Source : "Berenice Abbott: the photography trailblazer who had supersight" by Sean O'Hagan, www.theguardian.com. March 10, 2015.
“I have found, in short, from reading my own writing, that my subject in fiction is the action of grace in territory largely held by the devil. I have also found that what I write is read by an audience which puts little stock either in grace or the devil. You discover your audience at the same time and in the same way that you discover your subject, but it is an added blow.”
“You can't expect the audience to feel anything if you don't.”

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