"All women are troublemakers who take the money their husbands need desperately for a new and better speaker, and selfishly squander it on things like shoes for the children, homogenized milk, or perhaps A SECOND DRESS!"

-- Stan Freberg

#Husband Quotes #Children Quotes #Shoes Quotes

“I like to refer to my years with the Angels as the foundation of my career.”
“I have been a wanderer among distant fields. I have sailed down mighty rivers.”
“Even with clothing naked animals, there were people who wanted to send in money. A woman in Santa Barbara, California, sent a $40,000 check. I fondled it for about five minutes and then sent it back. I told her I couldn't accept money from strangers.”

Source : Source: www.esquire.com
“Life is like a simile.”
“You can’t coach guts and commitment.”
“One reason why mathematics enjoys special esteem,above all other sciences,is that its laws are absolutely certain and indisputable,while those of all other sciences are to some extent debatable and in constant danger of being overthrown by newly discovered facts.”
“TCP implementations will follow a general principle of robustness: be conservative in what you do, be liberal in what you accept from others.”

Source : "The Robustness Principle". RFC 793, "Transmission Control Protocol", entire text of section 2.10, www.ietf.org. September 1981.
“The perfect antidote to envy is not, as you may suspect, perfect success. The perfect antidote to envy is self-love - when you know deep inside that you are on the absolutely right path for yourself, or you are in the process of uncovering what that path is, and you are doing the best you can right now given all the external and internal parameters.”

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