"You can only be young once. But you can always be immature."

-- Dave Barry

#Cute Quotes #Birthday Quotes #Teenage Quotes

“According to a new UN report, the global warming outlook is much worse than originally predicted. Which is pretty bad, when they originally predicted it would destroy the planet.”
“May each of my grandsons know, at an early age, what his life's ambition is -- and may he be successful in his pursuit of that goal.”
“May the IRS find that you deduct your pet sheep as an entertainment expense.”
“I have a beautiful little Smith & Wesson, 9 millimeter, and it goes with me virtually everywhere,”

Source : "Ann Coulter talks gutter politics in midterm races". "Hannity" with Sean Hannity, www.foxnews.com. October 29, 2014.
“Facebook has focused on the conversation, but not really on absorbing the Web into its walled garden.”
“It's an old axiom of mine: marry your enemies and behead your friends.”
“God does not exist. He is being-itself beyond essence and existence. Therefore to argue that God exists is to deny him.”

Source : Paul Tillich (1973). “Systematic Theology”, p.205, University of Chicago Press
“Christianity does not start with an invitation we offer to Jesus, but with an invitation Jesus offers to us.”

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