"And my parents finally realize I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: They rent out my room."

-- Woody Allen

#Witty Quotes #Humorous Quotes #Parenting Quotes

“God has overlooked the times of such ignorance, yet now he is telling mankind that they should all everywhere repent. Because he has set a day in which he purposes to judge the inhabited earth in righteousness by a man whom he has appointed, and he has furnished a guarantee to all men in that he has resurrected him from the dead.”
“The Resurrection of Jesus is...a symbol of hope...I don't see how you can show love...without being in solidarity with the victims of this world. And if you are in solidarity with the victims, I don't see how you can avoid the cross. The theology of the cross is the theology of love in our real world.”
“There are some women out there who are just going to look better with a mustache: that's statistics.”
“If you stop, you'll lose everything. You've got to keep going.”
“Even as voters, we try to keep up with the guys as much as possible, mainly through television or ESPN.”
“Design is the fundamental creative activity with which we direct our lives, and collectively, the earth's transformation from its original, natural state into our human-made world.”
“There is no off position on my visual switch, and I don't want one. I love, and always have, telling stories with my camera.”
“While man can still his body keep Wine or love drug him to sleep, Waking he thanks the Lord that he Has body and its stupidity....”

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