"I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book. ANOTHER VERSION I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. ANOTHER VERSION I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book."

-- Groucho Marx

#Educational Quotes #Book Quotes #Library Quotes

“Harkening back to a story about my grandfather, I was lucky to attend a great high school in New York, Bronx High School of Science, which has produced more Nobel prize winners than any other high school in America.”
“Harmony, liberal intercourse with all nations, are recommended by policy, humanity, and interest.”
“Her (Mary's) Son first had to be the Child of the Father in order then to become man and be capable of taking up on his shoulders the burden of a guilty world.”
“She wears high tech Devo suit, she changed her name to Xerox, she hides quaaludes in her boots.”
“Absolute tolerance is altogether impossible; the allegedly absolute tolerance turns into ferocious hatred of those who have stated clearly and most forcefully that there are unchangeable standards founded in the nature of man and the nature of things.”

Source : Leo Strauss (1995). “Liberalism Ancient and Modern”, p.63, University of Chicago Press
“Hiring people to write code to sell is not the same as hiring people to design and build durable, usable, dependable software.”
“That society exists to frustrate the individual may be seen from its attitude to work. It is only morally acceptable if you do not want to do it. If you do want to, it becomes a personal pleasure.”
“If we be doomed to marry, we marry; if we be doomed to remain single we do.”

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