"In addition I had real and serious questions about an independent counsel investigation that began with private business dealings twenty years ago"

-- William J. Clinton

#Real Quotes #Stupid Quotes #Humorous Quotes

“I love having time to prepare my lines and more time off.”
“There is no such thing as a normal psychology that holds for all people.”
“The best things and best people rise out of their separateness; I'm against a homogenized society because I want the cream to rise.”
“Loving someone always requires you to not love others.”
“I could be a vegan in sackcloth and flip-flops, but I find fabulous boots with periwinkle cuffs a far preferable option.”
“We don't go to Sabbath meetings to be entertained or even solely to be instructed. We go to worship the Lord. It is an individual responsibility, and regardless of what is said from the pulpit, if one wishes to worship the Lord in spirit and truth, he may do so by attending his meetings, partaking of the sacrament, and contemplating the beauties of the gospel If the service is a failure to you, you have failed. No one can worship for you. You must do your own waiting upon the Lord.”
“Gold loves to make its way through guards, and breaks through barriers of stone more easily than the lightning's bolt.”
“A study last year showed that the page you turn to first in the newspaper can be a predictor of how long you will live. No surprise, turning first to the Comics Pages prolongs your life.”

Source : "You Didn’t Hear the One About..." by Elayne Boosler, www.huffingtonpost.com. October 4, 2010.

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