"Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people."

-- Kinky Friedman

#Jesus Quotes #Jobs Quotes #Home Quotes

“I'm pretty much a vegetarian, but I do eat fish and sometimes chicken”
“If you enjoy what you do, don't be afraid of expressing your enthusiasm. Enjoyment is infectious.”
“The positive and negative poles of a battery create an electrical flow. The masculine and feminine poles between people create a flow of sexual energy in motion.”
“You can tell a lot from a person's nails. When a life starts to unravel, they're among the first to go.”
“I'm pleased the administration is endorsing the need for legislation dealing with the chemical sector. In the past, the administration's position has been ambiguous.”
“Obviously there's no way around discomfort, which is tucked into too many places in our lives. But it is possible to move beyond it.”
“I donâ€™t. I donâ€™t want anybody else to touch you. Iâ€™m silly. I get furious if they touch you.”
“Real life is crazier than fiction.”

Source : "EXCLUSIVE: True Blood's Lauren Bowles Talks Holly Clearly and Season 3 Finale" by B. Alan Orange, movieweb.com. August 20, 2010.

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