"Women are more accommodating. If a woman drinks the last glass of apple juice in the refrigerator, she'll make more apple juice. If a man drinks the last glass of apple juice, he'll just put back the empty container."

-- Rita Rudner

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“You never know the palette of the one you kill until the mind disgorges its finest colours.”
“The free market allowed shock jocks to flourish, and millions of listeners apparently enjoyed the rant.”

Source : "Long Time Coming: Why Rush Limbaugh Must Go" by Christine Pelosi, www.huffingtonpost.com. March 6, 2012.
“History is not a nightmare from which. I am trying to awaken, but rather, a glorious tale which I wish to be cast in.”
“Color will play no part in the art of future.”

Source : "Nervous Stillness on the Horizon". Book editing by Monika Faber, 2005.
“Il n'y a que deux sortes d'hommes: les uns justes, qui se croient peÂ cheurs; les autres peÂ cheurs, qui se croient justes. There are only two types of people: the virtuous who believe themselves to be sinners and the sinners who believe themselves to be virtuous.”
“I think that, you know, women succeed in the cutting room or they're allowed into the cutting room because it's not a very on-display job. I mean, we're behind the scenes. We kind of whisper in your ear.”
“And also I was brought up to believe that human beings are good, which is why it shocks me to the core when I see human beings behaving badly.”
“Because too many times in life there's just one person that I met, just one thing that I heard, one movie that I saw, one song that was sung, that changed my life. So I'm always trying to stay awake to be in the moment, and capture the moments when they come, because they come and go all the time.”

Source : "San Francisco coach Mike Singletary gets serious after the pants saga" by Paolo Bandini, www.theguardian.com. October 21, 2010.

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