"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on."

-- Winston Churchill

#Funny Quotes #Truth Quotes #Lying Quotes

“So true is it that all sin is ultimately against the Lord; so bitter is the root of self.”

Source : Alfred Edersheim (2013). “Bible History: Old Testament”, p.489, Ravenio Books
“Inside I have been a stabber, a screamer, a die-er from way back.”
“You have to defeat a great players aura more than his game.”
“There was a thing in the Andy Kaufman movie that Jim Carrey [Man On The Moon] about how he would do it. I didn't even see the movie. I read the script. But someone asked me, "Do you know what the best part of the Jim Carrey/Andy Kaufman movie is?" And I said, "me lee see ree bee." I just knew that would be the best part.”
“For the happy man prayer is only a jumble of words, until the day when sorrow comes to explain to him the sublime language by means of which he speaks to God.”
“Dad's are the treasures of the world!”
“I used to think there was a scientific way to do things. Like a proper way to answer a question or that kind of stuff. It's like, there's not! There's not a method, there's not a science to it.”
“Make those important in your life smile today That smile is the most important thing you did today.”

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