"He's as quick as a hiccup."

-- Darrell Royal

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“My agent tells me I am drawing the largest salary ever paid in the halls of England. Wonderful, isn't it? for a quiet, rural gardener like myself.”
“You mustnâ€™t wish for another life. You mustnâ€™t want to be somebody else. What you must do is this: â€œRejoice evermore. Pray without ceasing. In everything give thanks.â€ I am not all the way capable of so much, but those are the right instructions.”
“Rodeo Drive is a giant butterscotch sundae.”
“There's too much democracy in the culture, not enough in the society.”
“A darkness different from Ember's, but just as frightening...”
“People say that they wouldn't pay to watch me play, but even I wouldn't pay to watch him play!”
“I want your sun to reach my raindrops, so your heat can raise my soul upward like a cloud.”
“When I was a kid I had an imaginary friend and I used to think that he went everywhere with me, and that I could talk to him and that he could hear me, and that he could grant me wishes and stuff. And then I grew up, and I stopped going to church.”

Source : Jimmy Carr, Lucy Greeves (2006). “Only Joking: What's So Funny About Making People Laugh?”, p.171, Penguin

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