"Most of my ideas just come out funny."

-- Tim Heidecker

“Strikes always leave a bad taste with everyone.”
“Glenn McGrath had a reasonable career in Australia.”
“A judicial activist is a judge who interprets the Constitution to mean what it would have said if he, instead of the Founding Fathers, had written it.”

Source : Sam J. Ervin Jr. (2014). “Humor of a Country Lawyer”, p.38, UNC Press Books
“In order to achieve the most noble accomplishments, the leader may have to 'enter into evil.' This is the chilling insight that has made Machiavelli so feared, admired, and challenging. It is why we are drawn to him still...”

Source : Michael A. Ledeen (2007). “Machiavelli on Modern Leadership: Why Machiavelli's Iron Rules Are As Timely And Important Today As Five Centuries Ago”, p.90, Macmillan
“The overall message is that no matter what you want to do in life, don't give up.”

Source : Source: www.mtv.com
“Most important, in order to find real happiness, you must learn to love yourself for the totality of who you are and not just what you look like.”

Source : Portia de Rossi (2010). “Unbearable Lightness: A Story of Loss and Gain”, p.302, Simon and Schuster
“I hate war, and I hate having to struggle. I honestly do because I wish I had been born into a world where it was unnecessary. This context of struggle and being a warrior and being a struggler has been forced on me by oppression. Otherwise I would be a sculptor, or a gardener, carpenter - You know, I would be free to be so much moreâ€¦ I guess part of me or a part of who I am, a part of what I do is being a warrior - a reluctant warrior, a reluctant struggler. But I do it, because Iâ€™m committed to life.”
“I am 30, but there are things about me that are still 15.”

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