"Success is like dealing with your kid or teaching your wife to drive. Sooner or later you'll end up in the police station."

-- Fred Allen

#Teaching Quotes #Kids Quotes #Successful Quotes

“A living entity becomes aware of his Spiritual Identity and becomes aware of the Supreme Personality of Godhead only when he comes accross a Sprititual Master.”

Source : "The Law Of The Supreme Creator Part 2". www.bhakticharuswami.com. January 1, 2008.
“Quality has to be caused, not controlled.”
“You're never given a dream without the power to make it true.”
“It is not like the white Republican, the conservative, who clears it up for you and says, "I don't like you", to your face and then you know immediately he is an antagonist. Racism operates in a lot of ways, and so I live it every day.”
“I adore the game of golf. I won't ever retire.”
“One time I was on the road with clients with an investment bank, and they thought it would be fun to go to a strip club. It was the most barren thing I've ever seen - this poor woman had nothing on and they were throwing quarters at her.”
“The environment doesn't change that radically. You are still going to go home at night and NBC is going to be there, ABC and CBS will still be there.”
“I'm tired of being your best friend. I'm tired of being second best. I won't settle for that anymore. It's all or nothing, Schuyler. You have to decide. Him or me. - Oliver Hazzard-Perry”

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