"Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday."

-- Woody Allen

#Inspirational Quotes #Funny Quotes #God Quotes

“Swiftly, swiftly flew the ship, Yet she sailed softly too: Sweetly, sweetly blew the breeze - On me alone it blew.”
“I have the largest collection of Hulk memorabilia in the world - everything from toilet paper, wallpaper, bicycles - all boxed up at my house in Northern California. I've had it for so long, I think it might be time to sell it.”
“The best years of a man's life are after he is forty. A man at forty has ceased to hunt the moon.”
“As a designer, I like to work with fabrics that don't bleed; that's why I avoid all animal skins.”
“There must be something beyond man in this world. Even on attaining to his highest possibilities, he is like a bird beating against his cage. There is something beyond, O deathless like a sea-shell, moaning for the bosom of the ocean to which you belong!”
“I've never thought sitting around worrying helps anything, except to help shorten your life.”
“I should like to say that good batsman are born, not made; but my long experience comes up before me, and tells me that it is not so.”
“The headmistress was a very well-respected theater teacher. She taught me what stage left and stage right were, what a director was, and what all these things meant, which was something I had no concept of. She sent me off to drama school, at age 18, and I stayed there for three years. Before I knew it, I was working on a TV show.”

Source : Source: collider.com

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