"Why are women wearing perfumes that smell like flowers to attract men? Men don't like flowers. I have a great idea for a scent that will attract men - how about "New Car Interior"?"

-- Rita Rudner

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“A glimpse into the world proves that horror is nothing other than reality.”
“Love is willing self-sacrifice for the good of another that does not require reciprocation or that the person being loved is deserving”
“The first lesson of evolution was one of conflict. The lesson now is one of kinship.”
“Illegal drug use runs contrary to the image of health depicted by cycling. Distributors of these drugs must be prosecuted more harshly as they are ciminals.”
“Climbing is, above all, a matter of integrity”
“It is not that love sometimes makes mistakes, but that it is, essentially, a mistake. We fall in love when our imagination projects nonexistent perfections on to another person. One day the phantasmagoria vanishes, and with it love dies.”

Source : Samuel R. Delany (2011). “Einstein Intersection”, p.108, Wesleyan University Press
“I haven't quite wrapped my brain around the sleeping part yet, but I'm definitely working like a maniac.”
“I'm just open to doing all different kinds of movies. I have a movie called Scout coming out and it's a coming of age story. [] I have a very small role in it, but it was really fun to make and really light, but I do want darker roles.”

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